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A imaginary bowl game that big Frank thought existed, connection to the worst joke ever.
"Wow, the tostitos bowl . . . what's next, the Cheetos bowl?
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It's the act of eating nothing but Mexican food for 3 days and attempting to shit as little as possible, then on that monumental 3rd day you put it into a bowl with some vanilla so the smell is semi bearable and then apply it to your partners face as an exfoliating mask
I gave my roommate a guacamole bowl the other day, that'll teach that cheap motherfucker to not buy cheap beer when it's his turn
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Lost your rolling papers, and the cops confiscated your bong? Take a nice sized glass/ceramic (not plastic) soup bowl. Put ice cubes in it, but not over the rim. Take a sheet of aluminum foil big enough to cover the top and around the sides. A large rubber band to hold the foil taut will help. On one side of the bowl near the edge, maybe a quarter to half inch in, take a pin and poke a bunch of tiny holes to make the "screen", that is what you put your stash on. Do that side first, as if you make a hole too big, you can always use that as the toking side, and try again on the other side to make the "screen". Once you make the "screen", make a single little larger hole 180 degrees around the bowl toward the edge, again maybe a quarter to half inch in, where you will toke from. Light 'er up and enjoy! You will need to make a new aluminum foil thingy next time, as it's fragile, and pretty much toasted once you empty the melted ice out. If you don't wash the bowl after each use, you will get a nice residue of resin around the inside rim you can scrape off and smoke.
Guy 1: Oh man, I got some killer weeed, but nothing to smoke it in! Anyone got a bong or some papers?
Guy 2: Like no man, and I'm itchin' to get a bitchin' buzz.
Guy 3: Hey I got an idea - some dude posted on Urban Dictionary how to make a killer bong with just normal household items you will find in anybody's kitchen! He calls it an "ice bowl"!
Guys 1 and 2: Groovy!
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When several penises are shoved into the same hole at one time.
Man we noodle bowled that girl real good last night
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Taking too big of a bong rip, and coughing it all directly back into the bong usually on impulse and unintentionally sending the now wet bowl flying.
Someone smoking a bong somewhere near the beginning of the "Hostel" movie flooded the bowl. (flooding the bowl)
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v. The act of consuming warm cheese out of an anus tortilla chips. Duh.
I gave my grandmother a nacho bowl for her 89th birthday
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