checking under the hood

Slang - female masturbation. Hood being the clitoral hood.

After smelling my armpits, Sally spent the rest of the afternoon checking under the hood.

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Premature answer checking

Looking in the back of one's textbook to "check" homework answers before actually attempting the problem.

Wow, we have a lot of math homework. I will be doing a lot of premature answer checking tonight.

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check your laces

To encourage caution when someone may be in danger of "tripping".

i.e. relax; don't get your panties in a twist; cool it, easy killer.

The situation: You are playing basketball and a friend gets mad because he thinks you fouled him too hard. He gets all up in your face, tries to start a fight, so you say, "Yo man. Back off. For real man, check your laces. You're tripping."

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check ur privilege

Something people who need to kill themselves say.

Her: Check ur privilege!

You: KYS.

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Hawaiian Hernia Check

This is an alternative form of hernia healthcheck, where, instead of coughing, the patient presents his/her ring piece for an examiner to cough into.

Note that following the recent corona virus outbreak, this check has been known to actually cause hernias when patients learn exactly what they have just been subjected to.

Jim: I have been rather enjoying my vacation here in Hawaii until I began to experience some pain - could you please check me for hernia weakness? Shall I turn my head and cough?

Tiff: No, no, here we do the Hawaiian Hernia Check. Please bend over so that I may corona cough in your ass.

Tax Check Balla

An individual who ONLY has money when tax season arrives. He or she will buy lavish gifts that at any other time in the year he or she cannot afford; like Jordan's, flat screens, gaming systems, jewelry and maybe even a Ninja Blender. One also might ingest themselves on a 5 day cruise to nowhere, paying off local drug dealers for debt they owe, or invest in a rims and or other car accessories.

Girl Uno:"Wow look at his new 103 inch flat screen."
Girl Two.."Girl forget his a#% he is just a tax check balla and he doesn't even have a job!"

bughead reality check

that moment when you realize bughead is fake and there will never be a real life relationship like that in your life (other than sprousehart) and symptoms consist of: heart breaking, depression, and wanting a jughead for your own (season one only tho thx)

I just got a bughead reality check when i went on a date.