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When two people are doing anal and the person giving the d*ck pulls it out of the others arse and it's covered in sh*t
Yo, me and Stephanie were doing anal last night and I got a chocolate schnitzel
This refers to an object of value or utility that has been generously smeared with fresh feces, especially as an act of revenge.
Philo: "Oh, man - some poor asshole woke up the whole campsite this morning,... he was crying out, 'Aw FUCK! Oh, NO! I don't believe it! FUCK, no!' ...It turned out someone had chocolate coated every inch of the outside of his tent."
Phineas: "Whoa, and you're not actually talking about chocolate, are you... ...that's some harshly fucked up shit!"
Philo: "Exactly! I don't ever want to meet whoever it was he pissed off."
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The flaky crust on a person's anus after continuously not wiping.
Alex said he'd give me $100 for eating his chocolate wafer.
I was about to give my girlfriend a rim job when I noticed she had a massively thick chocolate wafer on her butt hole.
A white man that has an unusually large dick.
Ryan VonGunten from akron is known as white chocolate.
The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.
Guy 1:Yo last night I gave Selena a Chocolate River
Guy2:How'd it go?
Guy1:She wasn't expecting it
The act of dipping two fingers in her pooper then directly into the snapper and subsequently forcing her to suck the fingers clean.
I got a blend of cummy shit sauce on my teeth when i made out with that one legged hooker after giving her the old chocolate danish.
1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.
2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)
2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!