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Dunk Clown

A dunk clown is someone you hire to show up and publically beat someone you dislike at a thing they believe they're good at. Traditionally it's an actual clown coming to beat someone at basketball, but can be used for any activity.

Smug ass Marvin thinks he's so good at chess, I'm gonna get a dunk clown to take him down a peg.

by DestroFace May 17, 2017

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Ass-clown

A worthless piece of shit who is enormously incompetent and yet also a gigantic fucking prick. His lack of talent would be laughable, had he not achieved a level of authority or fame that makes him dangerous. He attempts to hide his inabilities by being a complete dick to others. His bubble of self-importance prevents him from seeing that everyone hates him with a holy passion.

Commonly found among politicians, CEOs, self-righteous celebrities, and North Korean dictators.

β€œOur executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. β€˜Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”

by Johnny Mc April 5, 2014

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Ask clown

This is a person who has all the worst traits from both an "ask hole" and an "ass clown".

It’s a dipshit that thinks he’s done it all and knows everything, yet constantly asks questions in to which the advice he’ll never use.

As soon as we started taking about outboard motors, that fucking "ask clown" Gary Chico has to pipe up about some new story of a super modified engine he was "involved with" that beat all others.

He’s such a fag, his stories are all lies.

by BAMF613 February 25, 2019

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Clown Holing

Reverse farting to power boof a press tab of ecstasy.

We left the after party when some wooks started clown holing their stash.

by Queenmob July 11, 2019

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Clown Prison

A desperately hopeless situation so named because the thought of being stuck in a prison filled with clowns is indescribably terrifying.

I am surrounded by idiots in this clown prison but I can't escape because I have to pay my mortgage.

by RowboatCop March 8, 2019

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piss clown

It means a drunken fucktard

Look mon, Stephs a piss clown.

by Mon and Sharn July 12, 2015

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Angry Clown

A nickname for Donald Trump

Did you see what the Angry Clown tweeted this morning?
No, I can't read that horsecrap. He seems hellbent on making America ashamed again.

by chairboy July 12, 2016

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