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Like a Sugar Daddy, but poor.
She got herself a Corn Syrup Daddy and got herself a Double Wide now!
broke ass mother fucker that thinks he can afford up scale hookers, not the $40 crack hoes
dave's a corn syrup daddy that thinks he can charm melissa from erotic monkey with home made chicken noodle soup.
When one partner gives another male partner a blow job with a mouth full of corn until he ejaculates in their mouth
My girlfriend and I made cream corn delight for dinner tonight.
When you bang a chick in the ass pull out wIth a shit covered dick then continue to stink it in her period pussy.
Last night shaquita was feeling freaky so I gave her the ol rusty corn hole
The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.
Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.
Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.
Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!
A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.
The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.