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A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm
He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.
When someone "likes" your comment on Facebook, writes a response and you feel obligated to "like" his response in return even if it's shite.
I wrote a great piece on Facebook page and some dullard "liked" it but came back with a moronic platitude. But, my Catholic guilt forced me to cross-like his response.
Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.
Last night I went Cross Country skiing with the boys.
The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.
Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.
A person who is either or all: two-faced, a backstabber, or switches up on you. A disloyal person.
That’s why Jane is always in some drama, because she’s always been a Cross-Artist.
Keith is a Cross-Artist, he cheated on his wife, but she was the only person who had his back when he was down and out.
To be "analyzing/inspecting/viewing/checking out/scoping/judging/whatever else you may call it" a girl (or guy, depending on how you roll), from a great distance.
....you get the picture I'm sure. Today, I was at the top of campus and I had the perfect perch for cross campus creeping on girls. I mean, wouldn't you if you had outstanding vision such as mine?
A street phrase meaning if you want my money/drugs/property, you're going to have to fight/kill me to get it.
Would be robber: Give me your money!
Not a victim: Take it like the red cross.