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When you like someone and don't have the balls to say it.
Hey, I got this little kid crush on Katie.
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Crush that a straight female gets on another female.
I am not attracted to other women sexually, but I really have a straight girl crush on fill in the blank.
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Someone overly obsessed with defeating candy crush levels to the point that they tell their friends if they love them they will buy them 22.99 cards for unlimeted play and extra power ups. Usually named trevor.
My buddy is a total candy crush addict.
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The act of keeping women out of coddling positions of authority in a mans life so they do not live as weak soy boys.
Bro, my girlfriend tried to make me wear a maroon sweater vest so i had to crush the mother box and burn it.
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Fucking a girl so hard that even if she is a virgin, she starts bleeding again.
Guy 1: I popped my girls cherry again.
Guy 2: That only happens once, dipshit.
Guy 1: Not if you just believe.
Guy 3: You mean, if you give her a California Cherry Crush.
Guy 1: ...Why don't you guys ever let me invent stuff...
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An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.
Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.
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to be classified as a stupid person
Colford is as smart as a can of crushed arseholes
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