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Daniel the Cynic

A faultfinding pessimist who is always judging and not afraid to speak his mind and tell you that you suck.

Everything is a mess and will always be a mess - Daniel the Cynic

by Dreadqueen February 4, 2021


daniel palos

Daniel is the most amazing guy in the universe I couldn't ask for a better boyfriend. He would never give up on you no matter what. He is my evreything that will never change. And even though we won't be together forever because evreyone dies. I would still no matter what be happy with our little infinity. I love you babe never forget it.

Friend: Do you really like Daniel palos?
Me:I don't like him. I love him.

by me carol March 3, 2018


Kermit Daniels

A man, typically from the thoroughbred family, with an absolutely monstrous cock. Prefers Jack Daniels, hence the last name, and isn't afraid to go 10-0 on the pong table. A man that the women run to and the boys want to be.

All the girls love Kermit Daniels. Probably because he just destroyed Eric on the pong table.

by AbrahamDaniels January 30, 2018


daniel bratslavsky

a leprachaun from Ireland who travels by rainbow with a pot of gold. He is half Russian, half Irish, and half Ukrainian. At first he liked unsalted pretzels, and now he likes salted ones. He likes freshwater fishing and always says "My friend said..." but never names them, as they may not exist.

He often travels to Cleveland, Ohio, and that is why he missed his astronomy research.

A: I'm going to Cleveland!
B: You must be Daniel Bratslavsky!

C: You went to Ireland? You must be Daniel Bratslavsky!

by Mishaan October 25, 2011


daniel m

fatass black fatass fatass fatass fatass big fatass who gets angry when you take his Cheetos. and tells Mrs. Boss. and Davison. he also crys when you take his food. but also he sucks ball sacks at snapping

shayian: is that Daniel m?
the squad: eww nigga that black astronaut aint nobody like him hes fat as fuck niggaaaaa

by nigger4141 February 24, 2020


daniel shin

person who blames jerry for everything

daniel shin blames jerry for his grades

by user234567898765432 April 22, 2022


daniel sneddon

A Proper lad That IS probably the best in da hole entire world
HE ID GREAT AT ALL!!!!!

WHAT A DANIEL SNEDDON
MEANING HE IS SUCH A LAD

by SneddonFC October 23, 2015