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When 2 gay gamers try to have rough hard sex under water for at least 420 minutes+, and when the cum mixes with the water the other person drinks it up and vomits it out into the other persons mouth and then they drink it. After the other person drinks it, they have extreme diarrhea which they use as lubricant on their dicks. Then they take turn giving each other blowjobs.
Kevin: You want to try rolling down in the deep?
Albert: I've been waiting for you to ask that.
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Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a porta potty. When your turd hits the water, the blue chemical splashes her in the face turning it blue as though she was in an aquarium. Undeterred (and maybe a little turned on) she keeps giving you head.
Becky just gave me a deep sea diver!
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pretty much coming out of something
that salrig just loped out the deep
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Who, ho, oo, oo, oo, oh, oh, oh, huh
Who, ho, oo, oo, oo, oh, hey ho, ah, ho, oh
Something about the music, she always makes me dance
Something about the music, she always makes me dance
She turns me on and on, and all about
She was a freak, never missin' a beat, yeah
She was a freak, boy was it neat, yeah
Not just knee deep
She was totally deep
When she did the freak with me
She did the freak, never missin' a beat, yeah
She did the freak
Boy was it neat, yeah
She's a freak
The girl is a freak
The girl never misses a beat, yeah, yeah
Not just knee deep, she was totally deep
When she did the freak with me
She did the jerk, it didn't work, no
She did the monkey, it wasn't funky, no more
Chicken wasn't pickin'
(Not just) knee deep, she was totally deep
When she did the freak with me
She turns me on and on, and all about
She's the freak of my desire
And when she dance she sets the world on fire
The little girl is the freak of the week
When she dance she gives me happy feet
She's the freak of my desire
And when she dance she sets the world on fire
She's givin' me happy feet
Yeah, she's the freak of the week
She was a freak, never missin' a beat, yeah
She was a freak, boy was it neat, yeah
Not just knee deep, she was totally deep
When she did the freak with me
She did the jerk, it didn't work, no
I did the moose, oh no, not the moose
Monkey wasn't funkin', chicken wasn't pickin'
But she was not just knee deep
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Touchdown deep throat is getting deep throat beginning after the extra point attempt and ending at the next kickoff. Only for those that enjoy oral sex immensely. TDDT
Today girls were performing touchdown deep throat
When you shit your pants ans forget about it then it becomes crusty and flakey.
Look at that guy he has crusty shit on his ass! You mean deep fried burger.
when you are really, really in trouble.
When you mom counts down from 3 you should say "Balls deep in a Damien!"