person 1: hey there what is that fat sonic you're holding
person 2: A green fat sonic or a green ballon lol
n. Any pastry, dessert, or sugary fatty food that is eaten purely for pleasure. And nutritionally speaking will likely only contribute to increasing your body fat.
Let's stop by the bakery on the way home and grab a fat pellet.
A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.
Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.
They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.
They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.
They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.
The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.
A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.
They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"
Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."
Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"
Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
A person usually male who has abnormally round nipples. Usually used in jest as an insult.
Phone rings "hey how's it hanging fat nips"
When a person eats so many cheez-its that they get overweight.
Girl...you better knock off the crackers, you're gettin' cheese fat!
A fat dumb gay sweaty person that tries to hide their weight even though you can see it and they are extremely insecure, even if they aren’t that fat. Usually a huge duch bag angus always bitching about every thing and always screams, often confused with autism and assburgers
That dumb fat? He’s the one that snitched in me for having weed
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An absolute whale of a human, built like a transit van that gave birth to a peanut head with clap called spencer, spencer is the dirtiest chile known to man and his mum is the biggest planet in our universe
Omg what is that?
That’s fucking fat Cheryl that