Ghetto Revival

Fixing up the Ghetto by making it a nicer place for the pim's,hoe's,thugs ect.

Thug1: hey b did you hear about the new strip-club down the bloc?

Thug2: Jeah Nigga dat's part of da Ghetto Revival.

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nice ghetto

Something on its face appears good or of high quality yet ultimately it has unfavorable characteristics.

Car Mechanic, "We can get your rig running today, but it's going to cost $500 for the part." -That's nice ghetto.

Your friend has a garden hose in replace of his door handle on his 85 Honda Civic w/ 18" crome rims. -That's nice ghetto

You unpack your suitcase on vacation to realize you forgot your cell phone charger. -That's nice ghetto

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ghetto lock

A button that locks all doors of a car, usually located on the driver and front passenger doors.

(From the back seat) I don't like the looks of this neighborhood...Hit the ghetto lock.

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ghetto arm

May be confused by a straight non-hip caucasion as being a possible "affliction". Condition in which one hand is crimped and accompanied by the ghettoish swagger of a gangsta wannabe wearing a wife beater while singing Eminem and Kid Rock karaoke tunes.

Joe though Rick had an "affliction". It turns out it was just ghetto arm and dissappeared as soon as he was done singing a rousing rendition of Kid Rock's "Wasting Time".

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ghetto christian

Someone who goes to church only on certain holidays and for certain occasions (Easter, Christmas, weddings and funerals).
This type of person may or may not be ghetto themselves.

"Today is Easter Sunday...the last time I came to church was Christmas of last year.....does that make me a ghetto christian?".

"This wedding is the beautiful.....this is the fist time I've been to church since I got married three years ago....I guess that makes me a ghetto christian".

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I'm in the ghetto

Ra ta ta ta Ra ta ta ta

Hey Emily, I'm in the ghetto Ra ta ta ta

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ghetto terminologies

A term (or terms) used in the ghetto frequently. Most of the words and sayings on this site can be considered ghetto terminologies. It can also be used as a synonym for "slang".

All the lyrics of hip hop music are ghetto terminologies. A shoulder lean, a lean wit it rock wit it....Ghettoness at its best

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