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Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

by The One That Knows Everything October 2, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


got your poop in a group

Get your shit together

I hope you've got your poop in a group before that final.

by txtw January 27, 2014

22๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


I GOT MILK, BABY

I got milk is not just a saying, it is a way of life. you drink your milk so you can kick the living shit out of everyone because of it and you wan't to let them know in the worst way possible

When everyone doubts you and no one respects you.fuck them and remind them you got milk baby

Popularized by punch drunk idiot james toney after beating evander holleyfield

"Get that weak shit out of here...don't you know?... I GOT MILK!?"

"god damn that guy has balls....he's got milk!"

Chickenhead: Why are you so good at sex relations?
Me: well dirty hoe, I Got MILK, Baby!

by The dairy balls March 22, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


you got the best of me

To show a side or a feeling that you have not shown to anyone except for that certain person

Boy: Why do you like me?
Girl: I havenโ€™t had this feeling in a long time, You got the best of me

by MysticRain February 19, 2018

28๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


you got me fucked

when someone says something that is going to happen to you but dont want it.

Huckeby: i call shotgun!!

danielle: You got me fucked!!

Grow: lol

by HUCKnGROW May 27, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bitches ain't got shit

Females that I dislike are not in possession of items or qualities that I find useful or important.

-"Hey, those girls is creepin' up on yo man!"

-"Girl please, bitches ain't got shit!"

by ananane November 15, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


oooh, sucka got it handed

a phrase used to tell somebody that they just got owenzed, served, hit, etc.; basically this statement tells the opponent that you know what you're doing and they obviously don't

{S-Snake hits J-Hawk with 3 green shells}

Oooh, sucka got it handed.

by El_Scorcho October 11, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž