Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,
Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed
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I hope you've got your poop in a group before that final.
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I got milk is not just a saying, it is a way of life. you drink your milk so you can kick the living shit out of everyone because of it and you wan't to let them know in the worst way possible
When everyone doubts you and no one respects you.fuck them and remind them you got milk baby
Popularized by punch drunk idiot james toney after beating evander holleyfield
"Get that weak shit out of here...don't you know?... I GOT MILK!?"
"god damn that guy has balls....he's got milk!"
Chickenhead: Why are you so good at sex relations?
Me: well dirty hoe, I Got MILK, Baby!
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To show a side or a feeling that you have not shown to anyone except for that certain person
Boy: Why do you like me?
Girl: I havenโt had this feeling in a long time, You got the best of me
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when someone says something that is going to happen to you but dont want it.
Huckeby: i call shotgun!!
danielle: You got me fucked!!
Grow: lol
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Females that I dislike are not in possession of items or qualities that I find useful or important.
-"Hey, those girls is creepin' up on yo man!"
-"Girl please, bitches ain't got shit!"
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a phrase used to tell somebody that they just got owenzed, served, hit, etc.; basically this statement tells the opponent that you know what you're doing and they obviously don't
{S-Snake hits J-Hawk with 3 green shells}
Oooh, sucka got it handed.
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