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bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023


ugly shopping

Ugly Shopping: Similar to ugly crying.

Ugly shopping is when you’re so upset about a thing that you bought all the wrong shit and the clothes are ugly.

Ugly Shopping: I was trying to spoil myself at the mall after my breakup with Antonio but he had me so upset and everything I bought bought was ugly AF!

by ShayDB July 26, 2018


Sloppy-Shop

A business run in a manner, which is so sloppy and/or incompetent, that it creates a knock-on effect that ultimately leads to bigger problems or the demise of said business.

"E-Racing have gone so far downhill, they're inconsistent, there's zero effort from management, all of the staff have left and no one is reading the site anymore. What a complete and utter sloppy-shop."

by Schrodingers Douchebag April 24, 2021


Shop-Rite

Verb. To give someone a rimjob behind a Shop-Rite Grocery store.

Devin gave Aidan a Shop-Rite last night, it was gross.

by Weinerguy3245 February 17, 2017


book window shopping

scoping out books at a book store that you want to read but don't want to spend money buying it

im going to borders to go book window shopping for books i'll take out in the library free of charge

by LuluJ02 October 7, 2008


Shopping Town

The commercial equivalent of a bedroom community. Just as a bedroom community would be a suburb or area with mostly apartments and houses and little to no commercial activity, a shopping town would be a suburb or area with mostly indoor malls, restaurants, and strip malls without any housing in sight.

"My parents took me to the nearest shopping town to buy a new cell phone for my Dad, and my Mom and I browsed through the other stores while we were there."

by athenian200 May 21, 2019


e-shopping

shopping online.

Yo. Let's do some e-shopping for the holidays.

by teechrlady December 19, 2017