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Working it at your house instead of the office.
Presidents Thomas J and Kennedy were working from home most of the time.
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A flirtatious relationship that doesn’t leave the workplace; Commonly found in restaurants.
My boyfriend/girlfriend would kill me if he found out about Jason, my work boyfriend/girlfriend!
I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!
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"A working class hero is something to be", John Lennon
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Needing to crap in the morning before getting to work. Meaning you don't get paid for it.
Andy: Hay man I can't belive it, I had to work from home again today.
Al: Ha ha
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The last thing a man says after trying to fix or do something cool that leads to the man’s death.
“The last words he said to me before he died was “well that didn’t work””
Somebody who jerks off a lot of dudes.
Guy 1: “hey do you go to the club tonight and work as hard as Ben?”
Guy 2: “yes, I’ll grab the lube”
(on an x/y graph)
x range (1-100) Your grade
y range (1-60+)minutes spent on assignment
High x, high y: You took your time and got the work done correctly; high work effort.
High x, low y: You rushed through it but managed to get a good grade, medium effort.
Low x, high y: You took your time but didn’t understand the material. At least you tried, medium effort.
Low x, low y: You rushed through and got a bad grade. Low effort.
Your work effort equation’s output can be used to show teachers and parents your are actually trying for when you get a bad grade, and also can be used to disprove people lying about their effort.