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1.) n. A legal term, usually meaning a natural disaster or other uncontrollable event.
2.) n. A miracle, astounding event. Primarily used by religious people.
1.) Sorry, but we can't replace the iPod you lost in the hurricane because it was an act of God.
2.) I just won the lottery yesterday! What an act of God!
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When Christian girls do anal in order to maintain their virginity.
The girls at St. Mary’s all take advantage of god’s loophole.
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A person is who is said to have a "God complex", does not believe he is god, but acts so arrogantly that he might as well believe his is God or appointed to act by God.
Some believe that "God complexes" are particularly common in arrogant, highly educated, worldly, or powerful people.
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a doctor of sorts; you would recognize him instantaneously by the plethora of bud-ly knowledge that he bestows only on those of whom he sees to be fit. For those that are worthy, a shroud of smoke envelopes them but yet under a gaseous haze comes forth he who calls himself the Doctor, Doctor Weed.
Yo mayne, you hit up the god of dank yet?
A: Naa bro, I've been tapped since last night's sesh. I need to see him soon if I'm getting through this Sunday morning.
Pheobian #1: (via phone) Doctor, doctor where are you??? It's an emergency! I'm having a panic attack & haven't slept for days!!
Doc. Weed: Yes, yes, please hold...I'm preparing your treatment as we speak. Be ready for the best night of sleep you've had in years; you'll sleep like a beby.
P#1: Can I send my buddy Pheobian #2 to you as well?
Doc. Weed: It'll be aight mayne, send 'im right away.
HE IS THE GOD OF DANK
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Funny big space worm boss from calamity mod
I love the devourer of gods theme that shit fucking slaps
A supernatural being that can create, modify, or add destructive type of emotion called anger to all types of being such as self-aware or non self-aware beings. may it be carbon based beings or inorganic beings.
Origin
legends says it rarely happened when a soldier defending their last line of defense. they were hopeless and never expect to win. however they saw a blinding light that forms a humanoid shape as it walks the ground all who are near around him instantly becomes in extreme rage and attacking everyone on sight. however as they try to attack a mysterious light person. their vein explodes because of their blood vessels can't handle the extreme blood pressure they hold that results to their death. the defending soldiers who saw the presence of the mysterious light being more than one kilometers away were slightly annoyed.
Religion
since the discovery of the mysterious being rarely appears every hundreds of year. that has the ability to cause an unimaginable destructive emotion. an ordered formed in Rome dedicated at the art of causing other person mad. they named the mysterious being "Deus autem pugnae troglodytarum". at first it became popular at rome. as decades pass the order has a slight decline of members due to an inefficient communication technology and storage of information.
1499 we saw a mysterious being forming a humanoid shape surrounded by blinding light descended from the heavens. he points his finger to another person then the person become very angry. he instantly dies from blood loss. when our eyes widened from traumatic shock. as the veins around his bodies especially his neck becomes red and explodes probably due to extreme blood pressure. everyone saw it. we saw it. we realized that it is the God of trolls that appeared since the ancient times.