Lesbian

A girl that wears trousers to school

Person 1 - That Mary-Anne person always wears trousers to school

Person 2 - I know, words going around that she’s a lesbian

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Unicorn Lesbian

That rare creature, a homosexual female who is actual sexually attractive to heterosexuals (of either sex.)

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's roommate is a lesbian!
Guy 2: Ew, is she butch?
Guy 1: No dude, she's a unicorn lesbian!
(high fives all around.)

The opposite of a bull dyke.

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Male Lesbian

Something Straight Men call themselves to gain Oppression points in the Triggered Feminist Community

Ur dad is a Male Lesbian

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Trans-Lesbian

A natural born male who has transitioned to a woman whose sexual preference is still women. A lesbian tranny.

Guy 1, "So she use to be a he. and no she's a lesbian?"
Guy2, "No, she's a Trans-Lesbian."

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Lesbian Pegging

where a man pegs a lesbian

hey jim, whats lesbian pegging?
well mark, its like driving backwards on the wrong side of the road.
oh i see!! makes perfect sense

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softball lesbian

A lesbian girl that plays softball

A lesbian:

A starlight girl:
A lesbian: I play softball what sports do you play?
A straight girl: oh so your a softball lesbian?
A lesbian: bitch... a what?

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lesbian standoff

When you run into your Ex, with your current girlfriend, who you left your Ex for.

"I was at Whole Foods yesterday with Ann and we ran into Emily..."

"Oh no! Does Emily know that you left her to be with Ann?"

"Yeah, just a good ol' fashioned Lesbian Standoff"

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