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get a life

An order given to a person by someone else, usually online, that requires the person to turn off his computer and go find someone else to spend time with as soon as possible. The person who gives the order holds the belief that humans who have the audacity of spending time by themselves and not while accompanied by other humans, shame the whole human race and, therefore, must be prompted to do what is socially required of them. Reflects the modern belief that you're nothing if you like being alone.

Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.

Why do you want me to give an example? Like seriously. Get a life and leave me alone.

by Insert Nickname Here June 21, 2010

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Life Force

It is the energy the male produces in his seed(spermatozoa). The idea comes from taoists and other philosophies but it’s been practiced by many outside those spheres.

It is believed that releasing your seed will drain your life force if done in excess. Many have claimed extraordinary creativity and proliferation of their works due to the retention of life force. Since it is believed to be a force of creation attributed to God.

Life force is real so don’t waste it on a sock ya wanker.

by Metaphyziks May 29, 2022


toad life

A person who leeches off others and is without a job or doesn't have the means to support himself and shows no remorse for his/her actions. Hence enjoying his/her ToadLife

I'm stuck on island with no money oh well toad life

by Todd_N April 11, 2019


quiet life

something Kira Yoshikage wants to live.

Kira Yoshikage:My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

by rerorerorero01 March 23, 2021


Nozzle of Life

Slang for a chicks tit.

"Hey, ever gotten a titty twister?" "Oh Hell no, that's my nozzle of life!"

by 99999ace April 12, 2011


Hard in Life

When a person exhibits largely positive mannerisms that have a jubilating effect to oneself, they are described as ‘Hard in Life’. Alternatively, when something positively benefits oneself, or emits an aura of coolness and positivity it can be described as ‘hard in life’. However, objects can also emit 'hard in life vibes'. It heavily varies, depending on the concurrent circumstances.

The Halal Akhs are Hard in life.
Trotsky's war train is Hard in life for my life

by BrotherBari March 21, 2021


Gacha Life

Gacha Life is a game created by Lumine. It is infamous for having a toxic community with borderline NSFL content. People who make Gacha Life videos on YouTube are known as Gacha Tubers.

Gacha Tuber: Hi bro I just uploaded a Gacha Life video!!
Person: Oh no...

by becalduck July 25, 2021