mower meat

n. an unskilled, underpaid, overworked landscaping business day laborer

Sho, Brunie be nuthin' buh dam mower meat, buh leece he be ow-sy, bro.

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white meat

A crucial beating

He got beat down to the white meat

Imma told yall ima buss ur head ta da white meat

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meat eater

A person (man or woman) who sucks cock.

Derik's a meat eater.

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Meat Tent

The little tent made from bed sheets by the hard-on of a guy lying on his back underneath them. This is most commonly associated with adolescent males experiencing erotic dreams that often result in nocturnal emissions, but ANY male capable of an erection can "put up a meat tent" while in bed.

The other night I had a hot dream about my wife and woke up with a giant meat tent going on. I mean, it was like the big top! You could've had a circus in there!

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meat yeti

When a slamdance rambunctiously whamboogies during a hailstorm; usually accompanied by extreme elbow sausage and a large thump in the ground. Bestial pedophiliacs are bound to follow directly, along with tube dragons and even more meat yetis. This is when we reach the axis of the universe..

Yo, what'd you do with my meat yeti?

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mystery meat

Plastics, cutters, and other agents used to cheaply increase the volume of the cannabis product known as hashish

That english shit's full of mystery meat, buy from holland if you really want the good shit

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meat curtains

What barely-pubescent boys call a vagina that hasn't been nipped and tucked and posted on Hustler.

Meat curtains are a very common trait among women, actually.

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