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The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.
I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.
Puffy muffin: when frequent sex causes a girl's labias to swell.
I'd love to jam but you did me so hard last night that I have a puffy muffin.
a person who hogs something that is meant to be shared!
HEY. PASS THE SCRABBLE PIECES YOU HOG MUFFIN!
A girl with a big butt that is drunk
Hey drunk muffin are you ready to go home?
a person that eats a a lot muffins and is a real big cunt
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin
The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"
Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?