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a day foe a niggas girlfriend . a day where a nigga buy his girl stuff . when they hang out and allat .
happy national girlfriend day babygirl . yu wanna go sumwhere ?
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A 3 day festival where you fuck all u can. and if u are a virgin still and are looking for a great way to lose is heres a reason to get laid.
I don't know about u but i don't wanna be a 40 year old virgin.
lady: hey there stranger i am looking for a guy i can ride for this special occasion.
man: whats the occassion pretty lady?
lady: national fuck festival
man: okay let me just go get some condoms from the gas station
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On the 10th of every month is reffered to as National Titty Day where you Totty fuck all day or bite, kiss, or suck on a tit all day
Hey dude can you come over
No its national titty day me and my Girlfriend are titty fucking
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June 4th is the day where you binge watch all shrek movies. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
“Hey Billy, when is National Shrek Day?”
“Praise our lord and savior... Shrek... Shrek...Shrek”
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November 19 2021. National mens day is a day celebrating the culture, political, and the invention of men. Woman of Gen-Z tend to not like this day of jealousy
men: Hi did you no it's National mens day.
woman: There is no such thing as National mens day you sexist.
men: yes there is its November 19. Suck it up butter cap
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April 18th, National Logan Day is a day where we respect Logan and run across the bridge in a large mob
It’s National Logan Day!!!
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