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Jordan lewis

A guy who who has a very attractive sister who I am soon to marry.

Jordan lewis is a guy I who I would be happy to call my brother in law.

by Jordan_lewis November 27, 2019


Jordan Gellert

Super handsome. Wow very cool!

That is Jordan Gellert a man which all men should aspire to be.

by Vliney April 30, 2023


Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 8, 2020


jordan yoder

A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme

Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme

by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021


Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen

A very short male, known for how young he looks compared to other people his age. Upon sight of someone who looks younger than they are, simply use the phrase "Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen" and everybody will know what you are talking about.

Friend#1: Yo, that dude is 34? He looks like he's still in High School!

Friend#2: That's not even possible.

Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?

Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.

by Octopus tentacles taste bad October 27, 2020


Jordan Weatherbee

Gayyyyyyyyyy

"Do you think Jordan Weatherbee is gay?"
"No, I think he just likes dick in his ass."

by Fairytail guild member May 12, 2017


Jordan Gomez

An English wannabe lad that is a true doll bludger.

Stop being a jordan Gomez

by Aydart June 5, 2020