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Large bulging and off putting pussy lips that protrude like potatoes on either side of the vagina.
Man that girl had some lumpy labia.
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.
Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(
Something that people call themselves when they believe they are unattractive/ugly. Can also be used as an insult.
Person a: Oh my gosh, I'm such an ugly potato.
Person b: No you're not, shut up.
Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.
Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...
a disastrous combination often leading to the occurrence of: mild to severe cases of spewing liquid, often in the form of bodily fluids. It is recommended to have a bathroom within 25 feet of your location after consuming such foods together.
Lucy - dennng! dem chicken an' potatoes got to my tummay!
Billy- well then get yo butt on the toilet before it gets to yaa.
Mash potato is a unit of measure for a single nut. The ratio between mash potato and tigers is 13:1
I’ve tightened that bolt to 8 mash potato. That’s roughly 0.615 tigers.
Similar to the word gip, mash potato describes the moments before you feel like you might be sick but aren't actually sick.
(Someone is being inconsiderate and talking to you about a disgusting conversation topic whilst you are eating a meal and you and you start to associate the things being discussed in the conversation with the texture of your food) ... mash potato
As defined by the relative speed of the YouTube loading bar. (Which is obsurdly slow). The potato constant defines the maximum velocity a potato will move at when in a race against other potatoes. This is derived from its motivation and will to live.
YouTube’s algorithms use the potato constant to decide if that video you wish to watch will In fact load.
The potato will always win a race against a rock because the potato constant is larger than that of the rock.
LINDA IS DISOBEYING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. THE POTATO CAN NOT GO ANY FASTER!
A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.
Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.
"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."