Your Fired !

Two of the most dreaded words in the English language. You have lost your job.

Even the hint of a "Your Fired" moment strikes fear and trepidation into the hearts of working men an women everywhere. So disturbing is the effect that its emotional impact is on a par with other life changing phrases such as: "I'm pregnant","I'm gay" and "Tax Audit".

"Your fired!" has fallen into disuse as of late to be replaced euphemistic expressions , non confrontational methods and often, pure deception:

...sadly,your position has been eliminated...
...the uncertain economy has dictated that we reduce manpower costs...
...as a result , your services will no longer be required....
...due to our recent corporate restructuring plan we are reducing our manpower...
...meet my son David. He will be following you around for the next couple of weeks to learn the business...

On the other hand, "Your fired!" can be a good thing. If your working for a suck ass, loser company, appearing on the endless stream of "The Apprentice" knock offs or simply fed up at work, Your Fired can be a liberating experience.

Bush: Brownie, Your Fired !
Brownie: Yesss!

Mr Spacely: Jetson! Your Fired !
George Jetson: But Mr Spacely...

Donald Trump: Gary, Your Fired !
Gary Coleman: Damn...back to being a security guard.

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Your Sick

When someone wants you to do something that is competly stupid and you deny them

Friend 1: Hey man wanna buy me some food.

Friend 2 : Your sick get your own money.

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your grandma

Your first lay

I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass.

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your boy

n. One who is greatly disliked by all but never told. A complete @#$%ing idiot shitstain. Your basic oblivious dickwad.

Does that guy's liscence plate really say "VERSATYL"... He's YOUR BOY.

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Your Mime

A personal Mime. Another way of saying "Your Mom" as a "come back" to a joke or statement.

"Your Mime went to college!"

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your good

saying no thanks or no im not doing that

yo dude you should totally throw a party at your house it would be hot

nahhhh your good.

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your mom

something retards say when they want to sound cool or funny, usually people thing they are mentally unstable or asian.

dude1: you suck balls
dude2: your mom sucks balls

dude1: whats wrong with you
dude2: your mom

dude1: i fucked my girlfriend last night
dude2: i fucked your mom last night

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