beer reactions

An uncanny ability to catch an alcoholic drink that has either slipped through your fingers or has been knocked off a table.

"Wow Steve, did that pint even touch the floor? You hardly spilt a drop , -awesome beer reactions mate."

3👍 1👎

beer larriness

A state of intoxication in which some level of rowdiness is implied.

"Last night was some beer lariness mate. we got fooked up and were yelling at everyone."

3👍 1👎

beer shark

One who can't afford beer but feasts on innocent people's brewskies who can actually afford an 18 pack of Busch.

Edward was snagging everyone's beer at Brian's party, freaking beer shark.

3👍 1👎

beer-laden

Contemporary term used to descibe any beer that contains a high alcohol content. Usually denoting a premium lager like Stella. (Portsmouth)

Obviously too much stella leads to violence, hence the reference to that naughty terrorist, Monsieur BinLaden. Similar to the term shant

Coined by Shilly.

'Oi Shilly, fancy getting a few Beer-Laden's down us?'

3👍 1👎

wheezing the beer

Snorting beer through your nose at such speed that the beer is gone in seconds.

Wow, Kenny really likes wheezing the beer on Friday nights.

3👍 1👎

Water beer

The act of mixing the rest of your beer with a bottle of water when extremely intoxicated in attempts to avoid a massive hangover.

"Drink some fucking water!" (Marlin throws a bottle of water at Henry). "I havn't finished my beer.." says Henry (proceeds to pour beer into bottle of water) "water beer mother fuckers! Dwipe up!!"

3👍 1👎

rough beer

Mass produced bland lager-type beers.

Heineken is a rough beer that tastes like piss

3👍 1👎