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A night of drinking marked by pure belligerence, testosterone, rioting, rowdiness, telling your ol' lady how much she means to you,telling your best friend that you love him/her, and on some occasions crying yourself to sleep.
Buddy 1: Hey bro i heard crying coming from your room last night, did you bring some hyena home and put in her ass.
Buddy 2: No man that was me, it was a jim beam night.
A night meant for celebrating a special occasion; hence, your wife will wear her red fancy panties to bed you.
This is a term introduced by UFC Featherweight Champion Conor McGregor, who is a large Pay-Per-View draw and, in turn, a large pay day for whomever fights him (win or lose).
"I can make you rich. I change your bum life. You fight me, it's a celebration. When you sign to fight me, it's a celebration. You ring back home, you ring your wife. 'Baby, we've done it. We're rich, baby. Conor McGregor made us rich. Break out the red panties.'" - Connor McGregor
"I just got a raise! Now we can finally afford that Honeymoon in Paris that you've always wanted. It's a red panty night, baby."
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Welcome to Night Vale is a podcast series which airs twice a month and is presented as a radio show.
It is set in a small desert town called Night Vale, which is located somewhere in the southwestern United States.
The idea behind it is that in this town a whole lot of conspiracy theories are true and news that we (outsiders) would think is unusual is presented as if it is perfectly ordinary.
Every episode of the podcast includes a piece of music by a different independently-published artist as its "weather report".
It was created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, is voiced by Cecil Baldwin, and is published by Commonplace Books.The theme and background instrumental music to the series was created by the band Disparition.
"A small desert town where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass over us while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale" -This is the introduction to the first episode of Welcome to Night Vale
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The greatest British sitcom to exist.
Adam: have you seen Friday Night Dinner?
Johnny: yes.
Jackie: yes.
Jim: Wilson watched it!
Martin: what did you say?
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The first in George Romero's zombie quadrilogy, and was released in 1968. It's followed by Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, Land Of The Dead and a remake from 1990.
The original Night Of The Living Dead is better than the remake.
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The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock. This act is preferably done while yelling "BOOM! T.N.T.!" at the moment of impact (the T.N.T. of course standing for "Tallahassee Night Train").
It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you hit anyone in the face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your ass.")
"Oh man. Eddie found out Lance banged his girlfriend last night. So he dumped her and gave him a Tallahassee Night Train."
"Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."
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