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this is a variation of the pirate...
When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye then punch her in the nose and then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the snotty pirate.
Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Snotty Pirate last night.
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Lame MMORPG for people who have no hand-eye coordination and can't play games like Call of Duty.
Also, there are lots of 6 year olds on it who go up to female pirates and call them sexy, babe, hott, etc.
Another common phenomina is kids who call older people kids as though the name-callers themselves were some intelligent Baby-Boomer-Age adults.
Mitch -Hey man, I was playing Puzzle Pirates the other day and ---
Mike - Ew, dude, you play that game? You're a freakin queer.
*Exits room*
Example of children:
handsomekidbieber98:
Omg, j00r p1rat3 hav3 nic3 b00b. C@n i tOuch tHEm pl0z???
oneeyedjane:
Get lost. *mutes*
iamgodlulztoocool:
Omg, you are sooooo immature!!!11!1eleven!one
hookhandhank:
Uhm... May I ask why?
iamgodlulztoocool:
Bcuz you just keep winning poker! Not fair!!! Go back to kindergarden, you noob!!!!!!!!oneoneeleven!
hookhandhank: you know the age limit on here is 13.... right?
iamgodlulztoocool:
YEAH, my mom made this account. HEY, that means you shouldn't be playing nub!!!! OMG REPORTING!!!!oneeleven!
hookhandhank: *Mutes iamgodlulztoocool* *Reports iamgodlulztoocool for his underaged-ness*
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one who attends St. Joes; fruitcake;one who drops the soap.
Oh man, look at those purple pirates, how fruity can they get?
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see: pinja
see also incompetent ass hats
pirate ninja fail at life
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When you have jalapeno poppers and you have to shit so badly you roll down the window and fire at the car next to you.
1: Yo I gotta shit
2: But we’re in the car!
1: Im bouta pirate ship the fuckers next to us if you don’t pull your ass over
2: Go for it bro
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Oral sex position where the man lies on his back and the woman sits/crouches above his head, knees either side of his head. She then proceeds to swing her muff back and forth onto his face for oral pleasure. Like the motion of a fairground pirate ship.
My girlfriend got a little out of hand last night and gave me the pirate ship. My face still stinks like Spanish ham.
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One who likes to raid and or invade someones Butt (butt or ass hole) against their will in a barbarick and aggress way like pirates used to do to ships that were not theirs.
Adam is such a Butt Pirate because he likes to fuck steve in his ass.
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