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snotty pirate

this is a variation of the pirate...



When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye then punch her in the nose and then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the snotty pirate.

Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Snotty Pirate last night.

by pueblo December 13, 2006

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puzzle pirates

Lame MMORPG for people who have no hand-eye coordination and can't play games like Call of Duty.
Also, there are lots of 6 year olds on it who go up to female pirates and call them sexy, babe, hott, etc.
Another common phenomina is kids who call older people kids as though the name-callers themselves were some intelligent Baby-Boomer-Age adults.

Mitch -Hey man, I was playing Puzzle Pirates the other day and ---

Mike - Ew, dude, you play that game? You're a freakin queer.
*Exits room*

Example of children:

handsomekidbieber98:
Omg, j00r p1rat3 hav3 nic3 b00b. C@n i tOuch tHEm pl0z???

oneeyedjane:
Get lost. *mutes*

iamgodlulztoocool:
Omg, you are sooooo immature!!!11!1eleven!one

hookhandhank:
Uhm... May I ask why?

iamgodlulztoocool:
Bcuz you just keep winning poker! Not fair!!! Go back to kindergarden, you noob!!!!!!!!oneoneeleven!

hookhandhank: you know the age limit on here is 13.... right?

iamgodlulztoocool:
YEAH, my mom made this account. HEY, that means you shouldn't be playing nub!!!! OMG REPORTING!!!!oneeleven!

hookhandhank: *Mutes iamgodlulztoocool* *Reports iamgodlulztoocool for his underaged-ness*

by IoaB May 30, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple Pirate

one who attends St. Joes; fruitcake;one who drops the soap.

Oh man, look at those purple pirates, how fruity can they get?

by rumproast October 1, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


pirate ninja

see: pinja
see also incompetent ass hats

pirate ninja fail at life

by popcultureicon March 20, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Love-pirate

Noun:
1. One who leads on others in a way that suggests they only do it for the thrill.
2. One who manipulates others for attention and love.
3. A skank

"OMG, did you see how she was coming on to him?"
"I know! She is such a love-pirate."

by RKaDe November 4, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


pirate studying

Studying with one eye due to an injury to your other eye. Commonly occurs when you get an unexpected eye injury the night before an exam or test, so you have no choice but to study. The injury can come from sports or, if you are a girl or a gay male, from getting a cumshot right in ur eye when trying to loosen up ur special someone before the test u both have.

Natalie: How did you write your exam after that soccer injury last night?
Andrรฉ: Oh, I was just pirate studying last night so that I'd be ready.

by The Great Frenchy June 24, 2010

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Pirates Booty

THE BEST SNACK EVER! If you ever get hungry and don't know what to eat, buy pirates booty! It is cheesy and delicious! They are crunchy and sometimes soft! Perfect snack!

Girl: What snack should we eat?
Me: Definitely pirates booty!
Girl: Mmmm yeah!!

by hiitsmekatieannoyinggirl May 14, 2020

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