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When a woman usually looks older than her actual age. Usually a result of drinking, smoking and screwing all night, then going to work at the factory the next day.
Oh my God! Wanda sure looks like she's been Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet. I wouldn't bang her with my dog's dick!
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when you want anyone to know who is top dog...or who has the biggest penis..
you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out
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A saying used by people (parents mostly) to control someone else (usually, their children).
Kids are running around causing trouble.
Father walks in and says, "Sit down and put a book in your hand."
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a) a nicer way of telling someone to stfu
b) to put a finger up a man's butthole in order to check for prostate cancer
if you don't want prostate cancer, don't be afraid to as your doctor, under definition b) above to put the bowstring up your pipehole
When something has gone out of direction or purpose (like a headless chicken) it's time to put the headback on the chicken.
We have lost track of our followers and are starting to lose them – Let's put the head back on the chicken
a person, place, thing, or idea, you want to insert your dick into.
joe: yo that bitch is fine!
jon: i wanna put my dick in it
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describes having completed difficult or harsh, unrelenting work; it refers to the poor care of horses;
the words "hard" and "wet" also lend themselves to sexual innuendo, though they are not part of the original meaning
I just finished a 12 hour shift. I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.
These kids have worked my nerves! I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.
Related idioms: worked like a Hebrew slave; worked like a white-mouthed mule
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