Bum Run

When your under legal age for purchasing controlled substances (alcohol, tobacco, etc) you go on a Bum Run. Basically its when city teens buy their alcohol from the homeless. Typically it requires a tip after you get the drink... most homeless are happy to help out!

"I got my fake taken away" "Okay, Well have to go on a bum run"

"Where did you get the alcohol?" "We had to go on a bum run"

"When we went on a bum run earlier the bum went crazy because we didn't give him enough money"

"Earlier today two bums were competing for our 'business' and they got in a fight during our bum run"

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Pussy Run

When you and your friends go out to every strip club and bar in town trying to get a three way with two chicks.

Hey josh lets go on the biggest pussy run ever.

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running on empty

A Jackson Browne song.

Running on empty, running to the sun.

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running a train

When two or more individuals partake in sexual intercourse with a female. This reference is usually always used to mean such an act, but also can refer to taking a non-stop shit within a toilet, or any other activity that involves a certain degree of persistent that it becomes evident that it takes as long as a train to get the job accomplished.

I was running a train last night on my girlfriend.

"Was Aaron just in the bathroom running a train?"

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The Hit and Run

When somebody says something really messed up or innappropriate, then flees the scene. You are left feeling horrible and they get away with it because they are not there for you to retaliate.

My uncle has anger management issues. He insulted my son for embarassing him and then left the room before anyone could say anything. It was a real Hit and Run.
This dude I rejected told me my boyfriend was playing me with a sneering look of delight on his face, but then quickly walked away. Only a punk-ass bastard would do The Hit and Run like that.

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Border Run

A type of "exercise" that involves you sprinting to the local taco joint for your serious case of Taco Munchies.

Man, I'm so fuckin hungry, let's do a Border Run.

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cup and run

According to Bethan Thomas, cup and run is a common series of actions which entails cupping one's vagina following male ejaculation, and running to the lavatory to prevent leakage of semen over bedding, floor and any other surfaces.

"I'm about to blow bitch, get ready to cup and run!"

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