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That sausage looks funny, rather brown, sticky and stinky! I wonder what that weird guy did with it?
Geezzz, that sausage looks funny, l wonder why it was near the toilet?
Also see happy meal.
Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open (as though she's making a big happy smile, hence it is sometimes referred to as a happy meal.)
Man, look at the mouf on that chick... I'll bet she'd love a nice Sausage Egg McStuffin for breakfast.
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The act of mating with a female while she is on her monthly menstrual cycle which then the male uses menstrual blood as a lubricant for her anal pleasures creating an "Arabian Blood Sausage"
Dude, last night my girlfriend finally let me give her an "Arabian Blood Sausage" while she was on her period!
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where the amount of weiner far outweighs the amount of pussy. usually a lot of guys who want to fight who are random and ugly. so when they want to fight, i eat rocks and shit gunpowder and they go home crying because i am so damn manly. i am tough.
emma's party
harry potter films
star wars conventions
local swimming pool male toilets
a butcher who sells sausages only
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An illness derived from the act of sleeping with many skanky women, where the penis begins to smell of fish.
Alan had a great time at the party but woke up next to a stripper and soon discovered he had a fish sausage supper
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The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.
Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.
It’s probably on Urban dictionary
Stevie: “the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on urban dictionary…”
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