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1. One who can not last during any type of sexual activity.
1. Omg Tim! Why are you a two second butta nutta? I was not even getting started!
When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time
My dog gave me some second hand peanut butter, it was extra salty
December 8th is the second day where everyone has the right to feel horny no matter what other people say!They could even ask for free nudesʘ‿ʘ
Guy:ayo shawty,link some feet pics
Girl:Lol why
Guy: It's the second international horny day!
Second-cousin-eleven-times-removed (2C11R).
My second-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.
"Hey man did you see the second cumming of jesus christ."
"No, im not into that wierd shit."
the act of giving a dirty article of clothing (esp. a shirt) a heavy dose of spray deodorant to mask any smell or foul odor. usually done in an emergency where all other items are dirty or otherwise unusable or the item is just well liked.
yo whats that smell?
sorry man, 3 second spin cycle
o gotcha
A phrase used to express surprise or bewilderment at the occurrence of an unlikely event.
‘Hang on two seconds and a monkey! My cup of tea tastes like brandy!’
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