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When a pussy has been fucked and stretched out so much that after she is done, and you happen to be the last guy of possibly hundreds getting some of that, you crawl up inside of it and then go to sleep. That way you sleep all night and stay warm wrapped up in her droopy ass beef curtains. In extreme cases, one will be able to pitch a 2-3 man tent inside the pussy.
Our county fair only has one ride, and her name is Sally. This year I was the last one in line, and when I was done she let me hang out and sleep in her sleeping bag pussy. I never slept better, and never got cold all night, even with all the puddles of spooge surrounding me.
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Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.
What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep
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To get your head down for a peroid of time at any time during the day or night to recharge one's batteries. Usually when on the piss for a week in Benidorm with the lads.
Fuck me Beav, its 1pm and we are already 3 sheets to the wind, where's Cully?
Beav: he's gone to get a round of sleep in, wants to be ready for tonight.
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(v.) to prompt a powerful force of unknown destuctive capabilities into action.
Hitler awakened a sleeping giant by declaring war on the USSR.
Japan awakened a sleeping giant by bombing Pearl Harbor.
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Where you use a whale's penis as a sleeping bag.
JD said: "I think I'm going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag."
He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.
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Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.
"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.
Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.
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A fetish of watching people sleep
"This guy Liam has sleeping princess syndrome i caught him watching me the other night" sleep watching syndrome princess
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