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Wichita State University

The home of the Shockers. The shockers are a group of men that wear shorts which appear to be covering an overfilled diaper. They also play with each others' balls while in court. Inexplicably, a large number of "fans" (translation from French slang: morons) pay actual money to see this. Thus money could be used for extra trash bags or maybe a subscription to "Hand washing your laundry Weekly". Apparently, they also teach some classes and such there, but the bureaucratic policy of Wichita State University is to treat students as nuisance parasites who should be annoyed until eradication.

Fan (moron): Did you see the Wichita State University Shockers made it to sweet sixteen?

Student: No, I was busy thinking about my future laundry experience, I have to prioritize.

by impartial_derivative April 6, 2015

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Ferris State University

The shit college. Only hotties like Sara and Eric can go there. FUck yah Ferris

I got fucked by a hot bitch at Ferris State University last weekend.

by Holla April 8, 2005

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penn state university

N. Dark and evil place in which students are raped in the locker room.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Joe got accepted into Penn State University?
Guy 2: Oh Shit! He's gonna get raped in the locker room!

by FiZz CoLa June 22, 2015

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golden state warriors

the seattle seahawks of the NBA: every year they spend a lot of money on good players, but still suck

The Warriors blow

by Craiggers March 29, 2004

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united states of whatever

cool song
i love it
horny kind of love is better though

cool poo

by meat stupid June 2, 2003

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Great State Race

This is a game played amongst members of the drum corps. They tour the U.S. and during so play this game. In this race each section chooses one of its members to represent them. This representative must then try to get laid as much as possible while on this tour. Whichever representative has gotten laid the most, and in the most states, by the end of the tour is the winner.

Bro last year I was the Great State Race champion!

by Deep-Toot June 24, 2010

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Blue-State Problems

Social and economic problems that are usually found in Blue(left-wing) States.

Weird how a lot of recent shootings and bankruptcies seem to be happening in mostly Democratic states, talk about Blue-State Problems.

by Rapscallion-Lad December 30, 2014

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