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4th richest economy of the world. Fist steps to form were re-union of England and Wales (1282). Union of afore-mentioned and Scotland (1705). This made it the United Kingdom. When it conquered Ireland/Eire, it became the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. After this hold over Ireland was minimised to six counties, it assumed the current name.
Third longest country name in the world, eh?
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The trees turned out to be just trees. In the Taylor Swift fandom, February 25th and 26th will forever be marked as the series of days we all went a little bit more insane.
The great palm tree incident of 2019 has offered Miss Swift enough material to laugh at us for weeks. The end.
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The worse then Ur dad lesbian, Ur mom gay, Ur granny tranny, and your Grand pap a trap combined; Everytime it is said a galaxy gets sucked into a black hole
Jim: Ur granny tranny
John: Ur grandpap a trap
Jim: well your great grandmother a dick sucker
John: *Gets Sucked into a black hole
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Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job is one of thee funniest comedy/sketch show's ever!
Air's on Cartoon Network/AdultSwim.
Starring Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim.
Karen: Anything good on t.v?
Jenny: Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job is on now.
Karen: What the heck is that?
Jenny: Only one of thee funniest shows on television ever!
Karen: ok, what channel?
Jenny: Cartoon Network / Adultswim.
Karen: Heck yes! this show is incredibly awesome!
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Something Theo saw on David Attenborough once
Mate, it's The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere
The formal term for the UK.
"Dude, let's go on holiday to Skegness in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."
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a phrase termed to a rather voluptuous milf who is a bit shy in getting her knickers down
You pull your random mate Lukes mum in town. You get her home and she wont strip cos shes intimidated by your youth. So you say, 'LUKES MUM NOOOOOOOOOO, get your great white pussy out'
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