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To masturbate the scottishh way
Saves gone to the bog to rip the heed off it again , he must be bored at work.
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N. a failure to launch, from the Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit roller coaster at Universal Studios Florida (meant to open april 09, delayed until october at best).
He's 28 and lives with his parents? What a total rip ride rockit!
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Let one rip, yet another way to say fart.
Jimbo let one rip this time he followed through, as he waddled away he thought 'It's about time I cleaned out that fridge'.
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1. really great, often used as an exaggeration
2. A combination of the words rip-roaring and fantastic
Tom: "that tea party was rip-ran-tastic last night"
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This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.
That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.
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taking a hit off of a bong packed with marijuana that is bigger than ever seen before. usually results in massive amounts of coughing and brief dizzyness.
"Last night i was taking these rammstein bong rips off this 5 footer, it was pure crazyness."
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