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A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day with his jokes. Austin may not be the most popular guy but is definitely the coolest. He's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years. He's a little shy but insanely outgoing around his friends. He can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a girl right and is loves cuddling. He genuinely cares about everyone he loves and loves everyone. If you get to really know him you'll realize he's a deep, insecure and one of the most amazing friends you will ever make in your entire life. He'd make the most amazing boyfriend in the history of man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants. If you ever have the privileged to have him in your life don't take it for granted and never let go of him as a friend or anything else. He knows what to say, when to say it, and how to say it. He's a good listener and gives the best advice. He never judges or makes you feel like you're nothing. He has the most beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen and is the easiest person to love ever. He's pretty much every girl's dream guy and more. Incredibly rare down to earth human being and is just plain awesome. Words can't describe this dude.
"Yeah he was really austin McKnight to me."
"Woah, look at the boy austin McKnight ."
Definitely somebody that you haven't delt with before but doesn't mean it's a bad thing. He's actually another kinda of experience that you haven't tried before. A feeling that you haven't felt before . Maybe just the original Austin cody. some people may call him Sapp, I call him sweet. A little bit overprotective but much of a turn-on somehow you always know when he's lying but he makes it so good where you just got to believed him. I mean just look into his eyes and you fall in love with the person with the laughter , charmingness and cleverness he's just somebody that you won't forget .
Stop lying with me Austin cody
the worst and best rapper on the planet
"Hey man did you hear the new AIEC AUSTINS album Helios?"
A cool guy who is probably going to smash your thot and not tell you about it. He is simply a player.
Girl: OMG Austin Fryer is so damn hot!!!!
Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
Undefinable, oddly sexual, unforgettable deeply confused, biggest simp imaginable and in the closet.
Did you hear about Austin Bergen today.
A FLAWLESS FUCKING TURTLE WHO'S BEST FRIEND IS A FABULOUS UNICORN.
Aye nigga do you see that flawless turtle?
Yeah! That's Austin Tripp him and Amanda buttfucked last night, she said it was the best she ever had.