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Urban Off-road is an exclusive group of Jeep and truck owners who tear up urban settings, such as schools, parks and neighborhoods in their off-road vehicles. Urban Off-road has been known to drive up and down large sets of stairs, up and over curbs and lawns, through school playgrounds and doing donuts on playing fields. Urban Off-road hits mostly at night and marks where it has been with a sticker of their logo, Urban Off-road.
Dude! Urban Off-road drove through the school last night, they left a their tags in the parking lot and soccer fields.
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the littest frickin bop for big highschool minty men
zach “yo listen it’s old town road
liam “oh yeah man that’s the 73rd time i’ve heard that bop, play it again”
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St kilda road is well known for its Prostitution and hookers, does really well with jokes that only smart Melbournians know
i went to st kilda road last night, some good f**kin' hookers bro
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Not old time road.
Dave: I got the horses in the back...
Jane: Haha. I love that song. Old Time Road, right?
Dave: No.
A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.
Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.
Humorous play on the acronym GRC, the French abbreviation for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Used in reference to the rural backroads where their Officers tend to patrol.
"Damn gravel road cops always jackin' me up. This is the 3rd ticket this month."
Trying to get the gas station but crashing before you get out of the parking lot.
Little spoon: bro what happens to your car?
Jake: I was trying to get some cigs but ended taking an arnove road trip.