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1. The act of telling a blind date/girl from internet where to meet you and then driving by first to see what she looks like. If she's ugly you can drive away and you never had to actually meet her.
2. When your friend tells you that a girl is hot but when you meet her you kick him in the balls and take his man card for thinking that an ugly chick is hot.
3. When extremely over-rated singers who are popular with people under 25 are placed on tour venues, tv shows, movies and awards shows where they don't belong just to fill an empty slot and make extra money off of teenyboppers who's suburban moms will pay anything to make their kids happy.
4. Having sexual fantasies about any girl who's makeup job and facial features make her look like a raccoon.
1. I'm meeting some girl from AOL today, but i'm gonna be Taylor Swifting her first to see if she looks as good as her picture...
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Guy One: "Hey this girl in 3rd period is hot man"
Guy Two: "Really? Who?"
Guy One: "She's the blonde right over there"
Guy Two: "In the red shirt?"
Guy One: "Yeah"
Guy Two: *Kicks Guy One In Balls* "Sorry bro, she's ugly"
3. 13 YR Old Girl: "OMG did you hear who's gonna be at the VMA's?!!!"
Her BFF: "Yea Taylor Swift! Miley Cyrus too!"
13 YR Old Girl: "OMG im sooo excited!"
4. "http://www.raccoonfaces.com is a great sight for taylor swifting, they have great pix of Avril Lavigne!"
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An amazingly talented, extremely successful, beautiful, genuinely awesome person. Her recent album, 1989, was her most successful album selling over 5 million copies in the US alone. she sold out of every show on her 1989 World Tour, in 2015. She has an amazing voice and a very sweet, kind personality. She is dating Calvin Harris and they have been together for over a year, they are goals.
"Wow, she's beautiful and has a great voice!"
"Yeah, she's such a Taylor Swift."
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A 25 year old pop singer with her latest album being 1989.
Omg have you heard Taylor swifts new album!!!!
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A FUCKIN FAT CONDOM SUCKING BULL SIZE DICK FAPPING WHORE FUCKS AT EVERYTHING HE SEES
OMFG here comes that Jackson Taylor
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The gay one. Although this piano playing, lead singing member of Hanson is married with two children, he still leaves the world confused. Blessed with a 'unique?' fashion sense and unprecedented ability to talk with his hands, Mr Taylor "The Gay One" Hanson leaves the world questioning the accuracy of it's gaydar.
"Aww, there's the gay one and his wife... I wonder if he'll stop for an autograph! Where do you think the fat one and the disposable one ran off to?"
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Number one beech
A fat smelly bastard who has terrible dandruff and like little girls under the age of 15.
Someone who doesn't get into the University of Tennessee.
x Holy Sin X
I saw you eying that little girl, don't be such a Taylor Gordon.
It looks like you are gaining some weight, don't pull a Gordo.
I see that you are camping in that corner, did Gordo give you gaming lessons?
p1: I got in to UT, did you get in to UT?
p2: Yeah, like everyone did.
p1: I head Taylor Gordon didnt!!!!!!
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Used jokingly to describe something that seems new, but in reality it’s all reused
Ashley: Have you seen the trailer for Disney’s new film???
Ethan: What is it?
Ashley: Peter Pan, in live action !!
Ethan: oh ok so basically Peter Pan (Taylor’s Version)...
Ashley: Lol shut up! I still wanna watch it
Example 2: Bro this new TikTok trend is just a Taylor’s Version from last year
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