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A small hair that sprouts on the surface of a mole. Usually specific to the wrist region. Returns periodically even after being tweezed.
Stop moving your hand, I need to check on your Cookie McCooksters!
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A cookie consisting of two Oreo's covered by chocolate frosting
I told Kate that she was my favorite person in the world so she made me some ghetto cookies using oreos and chocolate frosting
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A hand job. Called a sugar cookie because it is never a man's first choice, but if there are no other cookies available it will always be accepted. Much like how a hand job is never a man's first choice, but if sex and a blow job aren't available a hand job will suffice.
Guy 1: hey man did you bang her
Guy 2:Naw she gave me an old fashioned sugar cookie
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girls at every popular bar, everywhere, that all look, act, and speak in the same way.
after walking into any bar and looking around:
goddamn, look at all these fucking cookie cutters!
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the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!
when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.
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Sucking a girls tits while giving her anal
"dude, last night jessie let me do milk and cookies. I was suckin on her tits so hard it fucking made them red, while she was shoving my dick right up her ass"
"your one lucky mother fucker"
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When two guys are grinding on either side of a girl.
Jeremiah: Hey, she's cute. Let's cookie dough that hoe!
Jean-Luc: YEAH! Hey that sounds like a cool idea for a rap...
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