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Ruler marked

When someone makes fun of you for being shorter so you beat their ass with a ruler since they like measurements so much.

David: Damn bruh why you got lines on your face?
Rick: I got ruler marked by Maria for calling her a midget.

by SiMpLeX_707 November 28, 2018

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Mark Haugh

A wannabe sophisticated, wannabe intellectual former heroin junkie turned bald old man from Ballyfermot Dublin. He is well known for his affinity for Thai hookers and ladyboys and typically threatens those who speak against him with IRA hit squads that do not exist.

Geez, that Mark Haugh fellow from Ballyfermot sure loves his Thai ladyboys!

by MerseysideParadise June 30, 2023

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skid marks

Skid Marks is what you get when you don't shit for a long time, then it un-expectingly comes out leaving a very foul smelling, repelling color and odor in your drawers.

"Holy shit Chris, that chick has Skiddies"

by Mason Beveridge February 24, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


tread marks

The crusty brown streaks left inside underwear. Usually the result of simple nastiness.

Laura must use tongs because of the tread marks in George's thongs.

by nekedpig July 12, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


question mark

An oddly shaped penis, as distinguishable by its question mark shape.

I heard that kid has a funky question mark.

by Paccali November 13, 2002

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track marks

Strips of brownish discoloration that can often be found in the undergarments being worn by someone with a 'less-than-tidy' anus.

Damn it all. I just bought these briefs last week and they are already trashed with track marks.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

92๐Ÿ‘ 519๐Ÿ‘Ž


mark hill

a hill that you mark your territory on (i.e. have sex)

mark: "i just took this girl to mark hill and made her mine. mark is in the x-zone now. feel me?"

by grendelprime December 31, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž