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A new breed of smaller SUV's with less ruggedness and more feminine lines created to help relieve high gas prices and provide better gas mileage.
"Hey didn't Tommy get a nissan murano for his 16th birthday?"
"Yea he did."
"Man, that sucks for him, i mean it's a nice car but it's such a Mom-V!"
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The reason Mick Jagger can't get no satisfaction
Your mom is the reason I can't get no satisfaction
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1. A mother (usually that of a tween or teen-ager) that also dresses preppy. (See prep, preppy, tween.)
2. A mother that treats her teen-agers as peers by aiding, allowing, and/or encouraging them to partake in adult activities in the home that include but are not limited too drinking, drugging, and sex.
1. Brittany bugged her mother to buy the polo shirt at American Eagle so that she would look like a cool mom.
2. Jane bought her gurls(see gurls) their favorite wine coolers for their beach trip. She just wanted to be a cool mom.
3. In Chapel Hill, a very liberal town, co-ed sleepovers are common. Cool moms just have to knock on the bedroom door before entering.
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The biggest slut in the world. Once fucked her sons entire football team at the same time. Favorite position is Double Penetration in the ass. Her son is the product of a crazy midget sex orgy. Has fucked every man on the planet at least once.
Last night my friends and I fucked masons mom
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A Show On Lifetime about a 400 pound woman called Abby Lee Miller screaming at a bunch of kids. Can't say I don't like it because it's my favourite show and Abby Lee Miller follows me in twitter. I'm good peeps.
Veronika: Oh my god on Dance Moms Abby is so mean to everyone!!
Ashley: Yeah, everyone except her favourite, Maddie Ziegler!
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a cut down used when one person realizes that they have been cut down and dont have anythig good to say.
smart: hey dude why dont you go to the doctor and ask him to find a ghostly outline of where your balls used to be and have him put some new ones on
retard: oh yeah well..... YOUR MOM
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A very sexy, mature woman who prefers getting plugged in all holes instead of making love.
Yo Mark's Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!
Mark's Mom is hot.
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