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this is a variation of the pirate...
When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye then punch her in the nose and then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the snotty pirate.
Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Snotty Pirate last night.
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Lame MMORPG for people who have no hand-eye coordination and can't play games like Call of Duty.
Also, there are lots of 6 year olds on it who go up to female pirates and call them sexy, babe, hott, etc.
Another common phenomina is kids who call older people kids as though the name-callers themselves were some intelligent Baby-Boomer-Age adults.
Mitch -Hey man, I was playing Puzzle Pirates the other day and ---
Mike - Ew, dude, you play that game? You're a freakin queer.
*Exits room*
Example of children:
handsomekidbieber98:
Omg, j00r p1rat3 hav3 nic3 b00b. C@n i tOuch tHEm pl0z???
oneeyedjane:
Get lost. *mutes*
iamgodlulztoocool:
Omg, you are sooooo immature!!!11!1eleven!one
hookhandhank:
Uhm... May I ask why?
iamgodlulztoocool:
Bcuz you just keep winning poker! Not fair!!! Go back to kindergarden, you noob!!!!!!!!oneoneeleven!
hookhandhank: you know the age limit on here is 13.... right?
iamgodlulztoocool:
YEAH, my mom made this account. HEY, that means you shouldn't be playing nub!!!! OMG REPORTING!!!!oneeleven!
hookhandhank: *Mutes iamgodlulztoocool* *Reports iamgodlulztoocool for his underaged-ness*
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one who attends St. Joes; fruitcake;one who drops the soap.
Oh man, look at those purple pirates, how fruity can they get?
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see: pinja
see also incompetent ass hats
pirate ninja fail at life
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Someone all the girls go to when they are looking to lose their virginity
He better not bang another one of those chicks, or else he’s going to become their pussy pirate.
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Getting showered in eyepatches rum and cum
I gave her a pirate shower last night cost me $35
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The practice of inserting your index finger and middle finger into the anus of a woman whilst rubbing her clitoris vigorously with your thumb, forming the shape of an 18th century flintlock pistol whilst making her go "Arrrrrrrr" like a pirate.
Last night my wife asked me to give her the Pirates Flintlock. It was like been in bed with Long John Silver.
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