A person that considers themselves both average AND a bit kinky or freaky
Dude, have you seen Janet?
Yeah, what about her?
She is SUCH a kinky potato.
Potato server is a server with bad quality
Guy1: "Uplay servers sucks"
Guy2: "thats because they got a potato server"
A group of groupies who are semi-attractive to very attractive who fall for the current teenage heartthrob.
Here is a hello to all you potato diggers.
When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.
I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.
Slang word for sweet potato tater tots. Commonly used by 6th grade students.
Tonight mom made us some potato knubs for dinner
Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.
"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"
When someone makes a Stupid af comment.
Kinda like a dense motherfucker, but only for a second.
Like a brain fart, but on steroidas.
The Giphy shown represents your brain during a dense
potato moment.
Jay (while on the phone with Johnny): hey Johnny, do you have your Phone?
Johnny: you dense potato. how do you think I am calling you?
Jay: oh frick nvm i'm stupid lol.
You if you typed 'any word' into the search bar.