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Look at this shit, LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT. Restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds This shit comes up on my computer EVERY SINGLE DAY, automatically, 'Your PC needs to restart to finish installing important updates', EVERY SINGLE DAY, and every single day I click later, you know why I click later? Because there's no option to click never, i'd like to click never, I NEVER WANNA INSTALL THESE BULLSHIT, MEANINGLESS, WORTHLESS.. I HATE EM, I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, EVERY DAY THIS COMES UP! And you know what happens when you click later a few times? And a few days go by and you keep clicking later and later cause you don't wanna fucking do it, you just wanna put it off? This automatic bullshit that interrupts your work and makes you turn off your fucking computer and you click later everyday, eventually it takes away the option to even click later and it just says, here's your only options, we're basically putting a knife to your head and saying you can either, you can either fucking, you, you can either wait 11 minutes and we'll shut it off for you or you can just you know bite the bullet and shut it off now. Doesn't even give you a choice to say no, IT JUST COMES UP WHENEVER IT WANTS, AUTOMATICALLY AND SAYS, 'fuck you, we're turning off your computer, no matter what you're doing, in ten minutes and forty seven seconds. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, IAM FUCKING RENDERING SOMETHING, YOU COCK SUCKER! I AM DOING IMPORTANT SHIT, WHY DO YOU NEED TO INSTALL?
Installing updates in 12 minutes and 58 seconds
When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time
My dog gave me some second hand peanut butter, it was extra salty
December 8th is the second day where everyone has the right to feel horny no matter what other people say!They could even ask for free nudesʘ‿ʘ
Guy:ayo shawty,link some feet pics
Girl:Lol why
Guy: It's the second international horny day!
"Hey man did you see the second cumming of jesus christ."
"No, im not into that wierd shit."
Second-cousin-eleven-times-removed (2C11R).
My second-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.
the act of giving a dirty article of clothing (esp. a shirt) a heavy dose of spray deodorant to mask any smell or foul odor. usually done in an emergency where all other items are dirty or otherwise unusable or the item is just well liked.
yo whats that smell?
sorry man, 3 second spin cycle
o gotcha
A phrase used to express surprise or bewilderment at the occurrence of an unlikely event.
‘Hang on two seconds and a monkey! My cup of tea tastes like brandy!’
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