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Making positive strives in the right direction, despite of incarceration.
Me and my celly be making power moves in shower shoes. Applying for house arrest, power moves in shower shoes.
A casual compliment or a closing statement to a conversation in which ones shoes are deserved recognition.
Hi, love your shoes by the way!
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I like your shoes: If a person of the female gender says "I like your shoes" to a straight man, it is undeniable that she feels tremendous sexual desire for him. It is the one truly sure-fire way to know if she wants to bang. Unfortunately, it may require some human social skills to figure out her interests beyond the basics of sex, such as what positions she prefers to do it in.
Jen: "Hiya bob. I like your shoes"
*Bob clears space on his desk*
Bob: "Thanks, I got them yesterday"
*Jen puts herself on the desk, wrapping her legs around his face*
Jen: "Oh, cool. Where at?"
Bob: "oh uh, I actually got them off amazon. Say, should I maybe eat your pussy?"
Jen: "might aswell while youre down there"
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When a person loves shoes just as much as they Love sex,A person who can do without sex if they have shoes or visa versa,When Sex and Shoes Play a big part in your life,A persone who has alot of shoes and a lot of sex
U had sex 4 times today and brought 3 pairs of shoes,your such a sex addict shoe fanatic
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Someone who behaves within the rules and expects other people to do so.
The goody two shoes wanted to get them chastised/punished for not wearing a mask.
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1. A completely idiotic person that doesn't know any better.
2. A person that is so crazy sexy that they don't need to impress anyone, and can wear such things as velcro shoes.
3. An old asian man that needs to be told how terrible those shoes really are... I mean COME ON!!
What the hell did you do that for? You know most of the time your a complete velcro-shoes special.
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To get so unbelievably fucked up, you are mentally checking your brain out of commission til further notice
To forget the past present and future, and to 'break the world down' into something way to complex for the untrained eye to discover.
After Kevin and Dom forgot: how much money they started with, how many bombers were ate, how blood got on Dom's sneaker, and why Kevin's shoes were litterally gone the next morning. They concluded that they had a leave your shoes at the door night.
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