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Cast the first stone

A sarcastic phrase and reference to a Bible tale of a prostitute being sentenced to being stoned to death where Jesus says, "let he who has never sinned, cast the first stone"

It is now commonly used as a way of saying someone has no room to judge you for an act, specifically if they have done it themselves.

A: (smoking a cigar) I cannot belive you started smoking, it is terrible for you and shameful
B: (in a sarcastic tone) Well cast the first stone.

by Peanut butter and onions December 9, 2024


Attention seeking stone

A stone that never goes overlooked, no matter how many times it keeps telling everyone they're overlooking it, and they're going to be sorry they did.

The attention seeking stone wasn't really overlooked, it just felt like it should be getting more attention than all the other stones when it wasn't.

by The Original Agahnim September 23, 2021


stone putnam

Stone Putnams are greedy little pigs, ready to leach off everyone they love. they love public masturbation, and self sucking.

person 1: hey did you see that stone Putnam over there?
person 2: yea bro I saw that nigga self sucking

by thebigbadman April 9, 2020


dong stone

The 8th infinity stone located in Earth.
This stone has most dangerous power in universe called DING-DONG

I DONT KNOW WHERE U R, BUT I WILL FIND U AND OWN U DONG STONE ...

by PhesojtheMuslim July 23, 2018


New York Stoning

When the murder weapon is a rock.

specifically on that one episode of SVU.

"Looks like the vic got an old fashioned New York stoning."
- some asshole.

by xhofehvkdgujo August 6, 2021


Stone Mountain Nora

A mysterious and semi-omnipotent force associated with NACHA outages and Cassandra-like predictions of payment processing failures caused by clearly Shit code and carebear levels of process fuckery. Possesses very European nipples, sexy but angry accent and devoutly non traditional pubic hair placement

For the love of god, get me a gin and tonic, Stone Mountain Nora and some Snapple scented non-flammable lube.

by PickledickJones November 13, 2021


Stone slab

Little is known about the stone slab/stone slabs, but we do know the stone slab is impervious to any kind of damage, and there seems to be a cult like fan base surrounding the phenomenon, and there were rumors that there have been sacrifices done in honour of the stone slab.

Quote Jacob “Have you been honouring the stone slab today?”.

by Goop Gobbler October 17, 2024