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You, sir, are invited to a bout of pugilism outwith this public house.
Haw you ya dafty, yer tea's oot.
When a guy tricks you into looking at his testicle!
If someone pulls thier shorts back to expose one nut, and goes" Hey Look"....You've just been Tea Bagged!
The most delicious drink you will ever have the pleasure of slipping past your teeth, onto your tongue, and then down your throat. Shortly after the experience you are sad that it's all gone, making you either buy another or contemplate life without this drink and then consider suicide.
Get one.
"In the letter she left before she died it said: 'never enough thai iced tea'."
"What do you think she meant?"
"I...I don't know. I just don't know."
When a male inserts his pubic hair into a females mouth therefore filling her mouth with pubic hair.
Male 1: Jenny was begging for something different so I gave her a Wookie Tea Bag.
Male 2: Oh...nice. Hope she cleaned her mouth out properly after that massive bush went in there.
Male 1: Oh don't worry dude, I made sure she did.
To "Sip Your Tea" means that you are basically just going to mind your business since whatever situation is going on most likely does not concern you.
Ex:
girl one: "Ooooh girl did you hear how Josh cheated on Tiffany!?"
girl two: "Omg well I'm just gonna sip my tea like its none if my business."
Schuylkill county's official roadside trash and sheer bliss in a wax-paper carton! The words "iced tea" are typically dropped such that locals know exactly what is meant by Guers...
Yo bott, head down to da Brok-Sels and pick up a coupla cartons a Guers Iced Tea and some Millers Hot Baloneys...
When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.
Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?
Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.