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The funniest newspaper ever. Sure, the stories are a bunch of bullshit but it's so funny.
I love reading Weekly World News!
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to anyone who says this class is easy if you put time into it, from the rest of us normal sophmores: FUCK YOU. this class takes up at least 2 hours every other night. In those hours, you will be piled with HW up your ass non stop. and just when think you know the material when studying for the test, she hands back a goddamned C for all your hard work, blood and tears. this class will take time from all your other damn classes.
sincerely frustrated classmate
jack: hey wats your hardest class?
Mary: oh, there was this one that made me stay up every night b/c ms. mcbitch wont stop assigning hw
jack:...Ap world history?
mary: (sigh) Ap world history
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A class specifically designed to kill students. Those brave enough to venture into this class will face uncountable sleepless nights and extreme cramping of the hands. Please keep in mind that upon entering this class it will be impossible to keep a job, have friends, or do the homework of any other class unless your day consists of more than 24 hours. Also, if you do not listen to my warnings at least keep Tylonel on hand at all times because you will have a headache everyday.
Please Note:
Although the material in this class which is covered is sometimes interesting it is not worth the amount of work.
Student 1: "Want to go out somewhere tonight"
Student 2: "Yes, but I can't because Ms. Walker, my AP World History teacher, gave us 100 words to define and two essays for homework so I can't"
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The first world in Super Mario Bros. that begins with a coin block, a mushroom, more coin blocks, then has four pipes. The fourth one leading to a secret underground area where one can get coins. Then there is a secret 1up mushroom, a pit, a fire flower, another pit, more coin blocks, a starman, some blocks, another pit, a pipe that comes out of the underground entrance, a coin block, another pipe, and blocks designed like stairs leading to the flagpole. One of the most iconic levels in video game history.
Guy: So yeah, I was walking in world 1-1, and this goomba totally came out of nowhere!
Other guy: Yeah, that happens to me all the time.
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Actual problems that affect your life.
I'm dealing with some third world problems right now. I can't afford food.
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A student, usually a freshman or sophomore, who rose to the challenge, clearly not aware of what the hell they got themselves into. They were normal, fun-loving kids before the flames of AP World scorched them. They now have no lives, read the textbook constantly, endure constant yelling, and suffer grades of C's and C-pluses only to receive 5's on the AP test. Their report cards often consist of straight A's, other than the AP World History grade. A group of AP World Students may be referred to as "Worlders", and resemble a cult.
Person A: Wow, we never hang out with him anymore, what happened?
Person B: Oh, he was really cool before, but then he became an AP World Student.
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(1) As appearing in the cartoon Daria;
(2) Used to express feelings of resentment towards others;
It is a sick sad world indeed and that is all i have to say about that so rar rar rar!
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