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The mushroom theory of management

An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.

1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.

The CEO of XYZ Corp is a big believer in the mushroom theory of management.

by Hot Licks July 21, 2020


OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory

OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is gonna make you question your reality because its very complicated. So now you may have always questioned why is the forkbot avatar sad in the forkbot testing server, now bare with me because its gonna be a wild ride, so forkbot is known to be updated very not often, so what if forkbot is dissapointed and sad because fork doesnt add dakos ideeas because hes lazy and forkbot knows hes not gonna get updated, so thats why forkbot's avatar is sad in the forkbot testing discord server profile, but thats just a theory, a forkbot theory!

DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.
DISCLAIMER: OpposingFork's Forkbot Theory is just a theory, a forkbot theory.

by Dako123 October 28, 2023


The M Theory

Potential partners who have a name starting with the letter “M” are likely to to be attractive, funny, and kind. Current science is limited but it’s believed they have an enzyme that is generated in their system that called the builtdifferentezine that allows for this condition to take shape. It’s often suggested one pursues a date of some kind or the contact information of an “M” specimen to further investigate this unusual condition.

Oh his name is Marcelese? Here’s my number, give it to him and tell him I want to grab coffee sometime! I need to test the M Theory

by BLACK-MAN December 24, 2020


Infant electro shock weapon theory

Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.

Did you here about the scientific paper on infant electro shock weapon theory?

by someStranger8 October 12, 2022


Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021


schrödinger's theory

someting is both not somthing and is something at the same time

bro schrödinger's theory gose like this dude, that fire is both hot and not hot until you touch it.

by henry stickmin123 December 29, 2021


theory-fiction

Trust as fiction.

Specifically trust as an appearance.

Trust-as-aesthetic.

Trust as an epistemology or structure-of-truth.

Theory-fiction argues that truth is expressed in terms of language and trust is expressed in terms of an aesthetic (structure-of-truth).

by tomorrowtomorrow December 14, 2018