The greatest excuse known to man.
Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"
A fine blend of processed cheese
Don’t put that country cow on yer toast
A hot girl who grew up In the country , A hot girl who loves horses .
Oh,there goes that country babe on her horse again.
He saw jimmy at the bar and game 'em the ole country salute.