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Crooked Thumb

A big olstraight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.

I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.

by Jizzñe____007 June 8, 2024


thumbs down

i don’t believe in love but if it’s you it’s an exception<3

i class it as a thumbs down because it’s so unhealthy:(

by .m<3 April 9, 2022


Thumbs down

ur extremely gay so gay that u like dogs inside u

yadielfoomin: thumbs down

leandro: ur gay asf

by sogsyyyyyy June 1, 2022


thumb-drive control

Thumb-drive control - gets to the source of terrorism and prevents their use of guns as well..

Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.

Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).

HE: Did you hear that terrorists are using thumb-drives to communicate?

SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism

HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?

SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?

by op_position May 12, 2011


thumb-stopping

(adj.) When you scroll through your social media feed, and stop to watch a piece of content, it's thumb-stopping content. In advertising it's used to describe very creative content developed for mobile platforms that users will actually watch.

Woaaaw! Did you see that latest video Nike created on Instagram? That's real thumb-stopping content!

by bertmmi December 28, 2016


Thumb Ho

A chick on social media, who posts pictures of herself half naked on a daily basis, to retrieve “likes” or comments from thirsty dudes, or other Thumb Hoes.

Dude 1: This chick is so damn fine that it’s unreal bro.
Dude 2: calm down, she ain’t nothing but a Thumb Ho..

by Don Chavez June 14, 2020


Cutlip’s Thumb

When you’re born without thumbs, so the doctors use a deceased bodies big toes to supplement your missing thumbs.

You can’t even notice that you suffered from Cutlip’s thumb when you were younger.

by Thumb Doctor January 16, 2021